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Hailing from Brooklyn, New York, Lou Krieger was first introduced to poker when he was only seven. He enjoyed watching his father play against his friends during the weekly poker night that took place on Thursdays. Although he was just a kid, his love for the game started to develop.

Trip Report: Caribbean Poker Cruise

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By Lou Krieger

Card Player Magazine Strategy Columnist and author of Poker for Dummies, Hold'em Excellence, and More Hold'em Excellence. Lou Krieger is one of many professional poker players and authors who join Card Player Cruises voyages as participants and seminar speakers.

The miracle of connecting flights occurs when your bags get off the same plane you do. I was lucky. My big, dark green suitcase with the wheels and drag-me-along handle that looks the same as half the other suitcases you see in airports nowadays was the fourth bag on the carousel when my connecting flight from Houston touched down in New Orleans.

It's a $25 cab ride or a $10 trip on the shuttle from the airport into either the French Quarter or the Garden District where I would be staying that evening prior to boarding Carnival Cruise lines 'Celebration,' for a week long poker cruise to the Caribbean. The streets were still flooded from a drenching rain that ended about 20 minutes before the flight touched down and New Orleans was the kettle of steam it always is after a summer rain. When the shuttle driver told me he would drop the other passengers off at their hotels in the French Quarter before depositing me in the Garden District, and then mentioned just as an aside that the Quarter would be mobbed because of the championship fight at the Superdome, I asked if he would be kind enough to take the Carrolton Street exit from the freeway and deposit me at the Camellia Grill instead. He did, and I thankfully dragged one large suitcase, one small backpack, and one larger backpack with my laptop computer, and myself, into one of my favorite eating-places in the universe.

It's not much to look at; just a long, serpentine lunch counter full of all kinds of folks, but it has the best red beans and rice anywhere. The Camellia is off the beaten track. It's uptown, far from the Vieux Carre, out beyond Tulane University where the St. Charles streetcar turns up Carrolton Street. Even so, a few tourists have discovered it, and the prices make it popular with Tulane students, as well as night workers, cops, hookers, cabbies, and anyone else in search of great food that's incredibly inexpensive. The Camellia is also famous for their colorful countermen, who will talk and chat, and keep you smiling and good-humored all through your meal.

When I finished I grabbed my bags and caught the streetcar for a ride down tree-lined St. Charles Avenue into the Garden District. I'd stayed at the Prytania Inn before, and though I did not remember the cross street for exiting the streetcar, I did remember to keep an eye out for the rather large La Madeleine sign, an inexpensive French buffet restaurant. It's impossible to miss, and I grabbed my bags, hopped off the streetcar and had a short, one-block walk to Prytania Street, which runs parallel to St. Charles, a block closer to the river.

The next day, after a leisurely breakfast I grabbed a cab to the Julia Street cruise ship terminal, deposited my bags with the porters and went on board. My roommate for the trip was 1983 World Series of Poker winner Tom McEvoy who was already on board and unpacked when I arrived.

The good thing about taking a cruise to the Caribbean out of New Orleans, instead of Fort Lauderdale where most of the Caribbean cruises arrive and depart, is that you are in New Orleans. The bad thing is that you are much further north, and the first two days are spent at sea. We sailed Sunday night and the first port of call was not until Wednesday morning, when we'd hit Jamaica. Two days at sea would ordinarily drive me mad. But this was a poker cruise, with 14 poker tables set up in what was otherwise the ship's library and adjacent piano bar, and the poker games would sustain me.Games were available at all limits, from a beginner's game at $1 and $2 stakes all the way up to $15-$30 and $20-$40. I was tired by the time the ship left New Orleans, but I played anyway. But I played until the games broke, and went to sleep in the dark of a cabin comforted by the gentle rhythms of a ship slipping from a river into the Gulf of Mexico.

The rhythm of life at sea on a poker cruise is always the same for me. Awaken, eat breakfast, play poker, eat lunch, play poker, eat dinner, then play some more. The games were a lot of fun, the crowd was nice and I knew many of them, and I had a good time except for the fact that by the time I went to sleep on Tuesday night I was stuck nearly $1,700, including my buy ins for two of the tournaments.

I made the final table at one of them, the $230 buy-in Omaha/8 tourney, but did not finish in the money. My best chance was unceremoniously yanked out from under my feet when I limped-in under the gun (not wanting to jeopardize my relatively short stack of chips by raising) with A-2-3-4. The ace was suited too, all the better for my chances, but I took the flop with four others only to stare at three big cards and my suit nowhere in sight. No flush, no straight, no low hand to escape with half the pot, and no more hope. I was eliminated shortly thereafter.

The next day we arrived at Montego Bay, Jamaica. McEvoy and I took a tour of the city then went to meet many of the other cruisers who planned to rendezvous at Margaritaville, a party bar of some renown located right on the water's edge. It was loud, noisy, full of fun, and the food was OK too.

Jamaica, for all its natural beauty is not my favorite spot. It's dirty, rife with privation, and full of very aggressive Jamaicans willing to sell you anything from voodoo herbs to ganja right on the street corner. While tourism seems to be one of the staples of their economy, along with coffee, rum, and dope dealing, most of the folks don't seem to care all that much for the tourists who deposit much of the money in their fragile economy. Jamaica is third world and shows it, from the squalor to the unremitting traffic jams caused by small cars in even smaller roads of which there are far too few. I left Margaritaville a bit earlier than most of the others, to get back to the ship, shower, and get my slides together for a poker seminar I was scheduled to deliver right as the ship left port.

The seminar exceeded my expectations. I had thought maybe 25 or 30 people would show up for the seminar, but the attendance was approximately 100. I shoehorned two 45-minute seminar presentations into about an hour, and was happy with the feedback I received from those who attended.

If Jamaica is one end of the Caribbean's economic and social spectrum, Grand Cayman Island, where we stopped the following day, is the other. Georgetown, the main city in the Caymans is the Beverly Hills of the Caribbean, with exclusive shop after exclusive shop all staffed by incredibly polite, courteous employees.

The Caymanese are as wealthy as the Jamaicans are poor. Not only do they have a thriving offshore banking industry, with bank privacy laws that rival those of Switzerland, they pay no taxes, an act of historical good fortune that dates the reign of King George, back in the 18th Century. When a flotilla of British merchant ships foundered on the reefs surrounding the island, King George sent a fleet to rescue them. But they foundered too. The natives, however, were able to rescue all the ships, all the cargo, and all of the sailors on board. When the story was relayed to King George, he pronounced that the Cayman Islanders would never again pay taxes to the Crown, and that their budget would be borne by England in perpetuity.

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Naturally, the Cayman Islanders named their main burg Georgetown honor of their benefactor, and with the end of colonialism in the mid 20th Century, the Caymanese turned down an offer of independence from England. They were only too happy to let the Brits continue to build their roads, construct an airport, use their banks, and build resorts and condominiums as vacation getaways for Londoners seeking refuge from their own bleak, rainy winters. The terrific weather, the tax haven status, the cheap flights from England, and the duty free shops and boutiques all helped make the Caymans the upscale Caribbean resort Island of choice.

But I wasn't there to buy a Breitling or a Rolex sans taxes or duty; I was there to swim with the stingrays at Stingray City, a sandbar out near the reef that is home to thousands of these delta-winged animals. They are soft to the touch, and if you don't step on them, you will have no troubles at all. Stingrays do not see humans as their enemy, and one can even embrace them, lifting them partially out of the water. Stingrays do not bite. In fact, they have no teeth. Instead, they feed by sucking food into their mouths as though they were sea-going vacuum cleaners. To be able to swim and play with them is a once-in-a-lifetime experience that I have now done twice, and would do again in a heartbeat.

That night I made a comeback of sorts at the poker tables, winning $600 so I was now stuck only $1,100 for the trip. No miracles, just a case of getting my share of flops and winning a few good-sized pots.

But the ocean was roiling, courtesy of Hurricane Gordon, and I was tired and went down to my cabin to sleep, since the ship was scheduled to dock early the following day at Cozumel, Mexico. The morning was gray, and the seas were high -- definitely not snorkeling weather -- when we docked at Cozumel. I was still very tired and rundown, so I bailed on a jeep trip around the island. Instead, I had breakfast, shopped for souvenirs, and took a nap. By the time I awakened I felt a lot better and was ready for a follow up to my seminar, actually a question and answer session, where cruisers could ask anything they wished about poker to the poker-author foursome of Linda Johnson, Tom McEvoy, Jan Fisher, and me.

What was interesting to me was how very similar our takes were on almost every question posed to us. It's either a case of great minds working in the same direction or else we're all reading each other's stuff and regressing back to some philosophical mean.

The next day was another day at sea, and the no-limit hold'em tourney. There were two tables remaining and I had a decent sized stack of chips along with a pocket pair of queens when I put the big blind and one caller to the test by going all-in. With a pair of queens I wanted to win the pot right there, and not give anyone with a naked ace or king a chance to get lucky on the flop. I guess it was the right play but the worst possible occasion, since the chip leader at that time, who had just called the blind, couldn't wait to get his chips into the pot.

Since I was now all-in, we both turned our hands face up, and I was looking at a pair of aces. Two-outers don't win very often, and this was no exception. I was eliminated and left to go to lunch, then play cards until the games broke up around midnight. I won a little bit of money that day, so my net result for the cruise was a loss of $900. Not all that bad, but not the results I hoped for either.

The last day at sea featured a course change to take us out of the path of Hurricane Gordon, which was downgraded to a tropical storm before it made landfall at the Florida Keys and dumped an enormous amount of rain up the eastern seaboard. Even with the ship's stabilizers working overtime to neutralize the effect of the waves, you could feel the sea at work, and the rocking motion made most of look like a convention of drunks when walking about the ship.

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Still, the cruise was a lot of fun, full of really nice people and the frivolity level almost rivaled BARGE at times. This was my third poker cruise and my first with Card Player Cruises. And I'd do it again. In fact, I plan to.

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I'm in New Orleans now, and just about partied out. I've reached that stage of exhaustion where I'm simultaneously wired and tired. Nevertheless, I'm off to Snug Harbor, a blues and jazz club located over on Frenchmen Street, just outside the Vieux Carre, in the Faubourg Marigny. After that I'll undoubtedly stop for beignets and coffee laced with chicory at the Café Du Monde where I'll watch the world go by and decide just how much more of this I can take before I decide to catch a plane back to California.

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Lou KriegerSeptember 2000

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